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ALL WILL PERISH!!!!!! MAHA!!!
About Me Member Mad Scientist spacemarinesruleMale/Australia Recent Activity Deviant for 2 Years
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I'm a F***ing genius.

Thu Apr 2, 2009, 1:43 AM
Let me set the scene for you. I'm out at a rsstaurant. Having dinnner with 3 friends. All girls. I'm not gay. But two of them are. Moving on.... One of my friends was complaining about her arms. Specifically, because shes a littel overwieght, their flabbyness. She went into detail about how, a big butt, big gut, big thiegs, and a big rack (actual wording used here) can be dressed around. But fat arms are extremely hard to dress around. Sleeves almost always show them. With the help of a minor case of sleep deprevation and some vodka I have the solution. The arm corset. Only 14.99 at Best Buy. In essence it looks like an actual corset. Just small enough to use on your arm. I created a prototype last night out of my old connies. I needs some refining and less old shoe stink but the basis is there! Go forth and tell all whom you encounter!

  • Mood: Sorrow
  • Listening to: Red Angel Dragnet
  • Watching: RAGE
  • Playing: Dawn of War
  • Eating: Ice cream
  • Drinking: vodka.

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Devious Info

  • Current Residence: Melbourne Australia
  • deviantWEAR sizing preference: If the shoe fits.......
  • Print preference: Does not compute.
  • Interests: Comics,Getting an engineering degree,watching T.V.
  • Favourite movie: Hot Fuzz
  • Favourite band or musician: Linken Park
  • Favourite genre of music: Define music?
  • Favourite artist: Linken Park
  • Favourite poet or writer: Timothy Zahn
  • Favourite photographer: The guy who took a photo of me stage diving! WOOT!!!!!!
  • Favourite style of art: Comics
  • Operating System: Vista (should have stuck with XP Media Edition)
  • MP3 player of choice: Not the one i have!
  • Shell of choice: a turtles. or an exoskelton....
  • Wallpaper of choice: House:Bricks Computer: Kastemel's 2007 November pinup.
  • Skin of choice: the kind of dead skin that covers our living skin.
  • Favourite game: Dawn of war
  • Favourite gaming platform: Xbox 360
  • Favourite cartoon character: The allmighty Deadpool! runner up Cable.
  • Personal Quote: "Beauty is in the eye of the beholder." Saying of 1,000,000 failed artists.
  • Tools of the Trade: Broken Pencil. Sharpened with half a chisel blade. (I'm poor. Got i hate being a student!)

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WOW!!! thanks for all of the favs :D

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Like Frank West would say. fantastic, or is it I've covered wars?
thanks for the fave:heart:

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With these final words,
I pull the switch
We turn to dust
Dust to Dust
My name is like the kiss of death,
Then we embrace
We turn to dust
:skull::rose:
Thank you for the :+fav:'s :)

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"May those that love us, love us-and those that don't love us, may God turn their hearts, and if he can't turn their hearts, may He turn their ankles so we will know them by their limping."
Thanks for the fav.
Hey, man, sorry about hiding your comment on my latest story, but...

...let's just say you're right and I don't want anyone who hasn't figured it out yet to know.

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Why don't you play a nice game of Hide-and-Go-Fuck-Yourself?
Fair do's. Can't wait for the end now!

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Just a litte info about me. [link] if u wanna what kind of psycho ur talking to read this.
Thanks for the faves.

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I'm totally going to be a Final Fantasy Tactics Advance style judge. Riding a giant bird, covered in cool armor, and a little gay. [link]
thanks for stopping by ^_^ hope you drop by again!

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