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About Me Member Mad Scientist spacemarinesruleMale/Australia Recent Activity Deviant for 2 Years
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I'm a F***ing genius.

Thu Apr 2, 2009, 12:43 AM
Let me set the scene for you. I'm out at a rsstaurant. Having dinnner with 3 friends. All girls. I'm not gay. But two of them are. Moving on.... One of my friends was complaining about her arms. Specifically, because shes a littel overwieght, their flabbyness. She went into detail about how, a big butt, big gut, big thiegs, and a big rack (actual wording used here) can be dressed around. But fat arms are extremely hard to dress around. Sleeves almost always show them. With the help of a minor case of sleep deprevation and some vodka I have the solution. The arm corset. Only 14.99 at Best Buy. In essence it looks like an actual corset. Just small enough to use on your arm. I created a prototype last night out of my old connies. I needs some refining and less old shoe stink but the basis is there! Go forth and tell all whom you encounter!

  • Mood: Sorrow
  • Listening to: Red Angel Dragnet
  • Watching: RAGE
  • Playing: Dawn of War
  • Eating: Ice cream
  • Drinking: vodka.

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Devious Info

  • Current Residence: Melbourne Australia
  • deviantWEAR sizing preference: If the shoe fits.......
  • Print preference: Does not compute.
  • Interests: Comics,Getting an engineering degree,watching T.V.
  • Favourite movie: Hot Fuzz
  • Favourite band or musician: Linken Park
  • Favourite genre of music: Define music?
  • Favourite artist: Linken Park
  • Favourite poet or writer: Timothy Zahn
  • Favourite photographer: The guy who took a photo of me stage diving! WOOT!!!!!!
  • Favourite style of art: Comics
  • Operating System: Vista (should have stuck with XP Media Edition)
  • MP3 player of choice: Not the one i have!
  • Shell of choice: a turtles. or an exoskelton....
  • Wallpaper of choice: House:Bricks Computer: Kastemel's 2007 November pinup.
  • Skin of choice: the kind of dead skin that covers our living skin.
  • Favourite game: Dawn of war
  • Favourite gaming platform: Xbox 360
  • Favourite cartoon character: The allmighty Deadpool! runner up Cable.
  • Personal Quote: "Beauty is in the eye of the beholder." Saying of 1,000,000 failed artists.
  • Tools of the Trade: Broken Pencil. Sharpened with half a chisel blade. (I'm poor. Got i hate being a student!)

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:iconizlude13:
Thanks for the fave! ^^
:iconcrave-the-bullet:
Many thanks for the fave.

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I'm totally going to be a Final Fantasy Tactics Advance style judge. Riding a giant bird, covered in cool armor, and a little gay. [link]
:iconchwen-hoou:
Thanks for the fav.

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Thank you for the Fave! ;)
:iconseductivebyatch:
Thank you for the :+fav: of #2,4 &7 my "Lady in Black Lace"series

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:iconthe-id:
As always, love the fave on Filling Out 4!
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The for the :+fav:!

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Your continued support for my work is most appreciated.
:iconspacemarinesrule:
Continue to produce it. U may notice the support continuing as well.

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